Quote Boat: Dan Backer, Fartbragger

NJO: Source for the quote: Playboy.com. Source for the picture: Dan Backer's Twitter.

Quote Boat: Dan Backer, Charmless Man

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NJO: That's right folks, to super-secret Tea Party consultant and campaign finance lawyer extraordinaire Dan Backer (Esquire), it matters not if the tipple is gin, vodka, frozen strawberry daiquiri, or blood of the underclass --- he'll gladly gorge himself on it all, then brag about how splendidly ruddy and swollen he looks in Playboy, 'cause he's a literal human tick, baby, and that's just how he rolls.

Here's a song that seems roughly appropriate, courtesy of winding-down-Britpop-era Blur:

Source for the quote: Playboy.com. Source for the picture: Dan Backer's Twitter.