For People that Laugh at Porn
You know what pisses me off? People that watch horror movies for the humor – worse, people that watch pornography for the humor.
Satire, wit, irony, metaphors and even an occasional pun or tickling induce laughter in normal people. But the former is abnormal (Note: “abnormal” is a scientific term referring to statistical minority; it’s not a judgment or put-down in that sense. I will get to putting you down in a bit). Abnormal people get their high, not off of normal emotions like fear or attraction, but rather from the subsequent condescending to others who are either genuinely afraid of these horror movies or watch pornography because it turns them on sexually – The only thing more pathetic and dishonest than the robotic cool-to-not-care “I’m not afraid of anything or turned on by anything” sentiments posted all over imdb.com message boards underneath horror movie listings is the self-righteous, self-glorifying jester-like trot around screaming in the ears of us normal people before the perfectly timed yawn and change of subject immediately after “I just watch ‘em for the comedy.” Are you sleepy? Was that a southern fucking accent I just heard? Hmmm? Lethargic? You ought to be because you are fucking robot with endorphin imbalances.
For people that challenged my contention that this is an orchestrated charade, I simply state that if it was true your body chemistry was such that you chortle, chuckle, hoot, cackle, snigger and guffaw at chainsaws buzzing off heads and grotesque images of Rosemary’s Baby puking green vomit, you are fucked up in the head. Secondly, if you see images of very attractive people having intercourse and you start laughing, either mommy doped you up or daddy took you in the basement each night and desensitized you – in that way. Seriously though you could have brain damage.
People with certain types of brain damage produce abnormal laughter. This is found most often in people with pseudobulbar palsy, gelastic epilepsy and, to a lesser degree, with multiple sclerosis, ALS, and some brain tumors. Inappropriate laughter is considered symptomatic of psychological disorders including dementia and hysteria.
In short…. either you were abused and raped as a child or you have chemical imbalances. But I think you are just a big liar, insecure and can’t admit to being sensitive and affected by two of the most powerful emotions out there; fear and attraction.
“But sex isn’t funny James, pornos are!
Fuck you. You have erectile dysfunction, or you are a homosexual – no scratch that, even homosexuals get off on porn. If you think watching an incredibly hot model strip down naked into a thong and thrust on top of that submissive male is “amusing,” you an are irrational drone.
“but James, the silly stupid pornos! The ones with the bananas, and in the horror movies with the real corny stupid special effects!”
If the effects are so stupid you should not be laughing, unless you are fond of sophomoric slapstick comedy, which means you are a low-culture, lowtaste slob; such a diagnosis paradoxically wrecks your “I’m too cool for you” hyperbole.
If you laugh at bananas going in the wrong orpheus, or laugh at the it going in and out repeatedly of the right one; you belong with the monkeys in the zoo category, who get similar highs off the display of such fruits. I’m serious. Chimpanzees show laughter-like behavior in response to physical contact with their victuals and rat pups emit short, high frequency, ultrasonic vocalizations during rummaging in foodstuffs.
But Jaaaaames I’m numb to the porn that turned me on in the past.
That’s not funny. That is downright sad. This means you have masturbated to the same pornos for too long, and don’t have any girlfriend or love interest that can inspire a thrill or a you are a asexual, neopagan creature. There is a relationship between sexuality and fear/humor.
H.P. Lovecraft never had sex. He got a buzz off horror. So did Adolf Hitler. But even he didn’t laugh when he went mad. Your small chuckling could be indicitave of a major problem, the likes of which can only be compared to Neon Genesis Evangelion.
But in all seriousness folks. This type of humor is tragic. Natural, healthy fears are things like spiders and blood and gore and Satanism. We all have fears, and the especially people that fall off their chairs to doggy style and exorcisms have deeper fears, buried fears. As unnatural as it is to not respond to the reflex hammer on your knee or images popping out at you, its perfectly natural for people that suffer such deficiencies in their nervous systems to burry their fears in their hearts, minds and souls.
So please, do us all a favor and stop laughing at people having sex. Noone thinks you are cooler because of it, including your doctor.
NJO: Originally posted on the blog Feathers of Steel at liberabit.blogspot.com.
You know what pisses me off? People that watch horror movies for the humor – worse, people that watch pornography for the humor.
Satire, wit, irony, metaphors and even an occasional pun or tickling induce laughter in normal people. But the former is abnormal (Note: “abnormal” is a scientific term referring to statistical minority; it’s not a judgment or put-down in that sense. I will get to putting you down in a bit). Abnormal people get their high, not off of normal emotions like fear or attraction, but rather from the subsequent condescending to others who are either genuinely afraid of these horror movies or watch pornography because it turns them on sexually – The only thing more pathetic and dishonest than the robotic cool-to-not-care “I’m not afraid of anything or turned on by anything” sentiments posted all over imdb.com message boards underneath horror movie listings is the self-righteous, self-glorifying jester-like trot around screaming in the ears of us normal people before the perfectly timed yawn and change of subject immediately after “I just watch ‘em for the comedy.” Are you sleepy? Was that a southern fucking accent I just heard? Hmmm? Lethargic? You ought to be because you are fucking robot with endorphin imbalances.
For people that challenged my contention that this is an orchestrated charade, I simply state that if it was true your body chemistry was such that you chortle, chuckle, hoot, cackle, snigger and guffaw at chainsaws buzzing off heads and grotesque images of Rosemary’s Baby puking green vomit, you are fucked up in the head. Secondly, if you see images of very attractive people having intercourse and you start laughing, either mommy doped you up or daddy took you in the basement each night and desensitized you – in that way. Seriously though you could have brain damage.
People with certain types of brain damage produce abnormal laughter. This is found most often in people with pseudobulbar palsy, gelastic epilepsy and, to a lesser degree, with multiple sclerosis, ALS, and some brain tumors. Inappropriate laughter is considered symptomatic of psychological disorders including dementia and hysteria.
In short…. either you were abused and raped as a child or you have chemical imbalances. But I think you are just a big liar, insecure and can’t admit to being sensitive and affected by two of the most powerful emotions out there; fear and attraction.
“But sex isn’t funny James, pornos are!
Fuck you. You have erectile dysfunction, or you are a homosexual – no scratch that, even homosexuals get off on porn. If you think watching an incredibly hot model strip down naked into a thong and thrust on top of that submissive male is “amusing,” you an are irrational drone.
“but James, the silly stupid pornos! The ones with the bananas, and in the horror movies with the real corny stupid special effects!”
If the effects are so stupid you should not be laughing, unless you are fond of sophomoric slapstick comedy, which means you are a low-culture, lowtaste slob; such a diagnosis paradoxically wrecks your “I’m too cool for you” hyperbole.
If you laugh at bananas going in the wrong orpheus, or laugh at the it going in and out repeatedly of the right one; you belong with the monkeys in the zoo category, who get similar highs off the display of such fruits. I’m serious. Chimpanzees show laughter-like behavior in response to physical contact with their victuals and rat pups emit short, high frequency, ultrasonic vocalizations during rummaging in foodstuffs.
But Jaaaaames I’m numb to the porn that turned me on in the past.
That’s not funny. That is downright sad. This means you have masturbated to the same pornos for too long, and don’t have any girlfriend or love interest that can inspire a thrill or a you are a asexual, neopagan creature. There is a relationship between sexuality and fear/humor.
H.P. Lovecraft never had sex. He got a buzz off horror. So did Adolf Hitler. But even he didn’t laugh when he went mad. Your small chuckling could be indicitave of a major problem, the likes of which can only be compared to Neon Genesis Evangelion.
But in all seriousness folks. This type of humor is tragic. Natural, healthy fears are things like spiders and blood and gore and Satanism. We all have fears, and the especially people that fall off their chairs to doggy style and exorcisms have deeper fears, buried fears. As unnatural as it is to not respond to the reflex hammer on your knee or images popping out at you, its perfectly natural for people that suffer such deficiencies in their nervous systems to burry their fears in their hearts, minds and souls.
So please, do us all a favor and stop laughing at people having sex. Noone thinks you are cooler because of it, including your doctor.
NJO: Originally posted on the blog Feathers of Steel at liberabit.blogspot.com.
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